My Crush on Michelangelo…

Michelangelo is one of the great renaissance masters. His sculptures make me swoon and I’ve never had the privilege of seeing one of them in person even! I’m quite in love with the man, if I had the opportunity to go back in time I’d visit his studio and just stare at him through the window with a little drool coming out.


The David,

The David is a colossal marble statue standing tall at seventeen feet. It depicts the biblical hero David as he’s about to slay the giant Goliath. He stands in Florence, his gaze focusing in the direction of Rome, the rival city of Florence. The details that Michelangelo put into this sculpture is mind boggling.

Looking at the backs of his hands—which are slightly enlarged—there are exquisitely carved veins. His facial expression isn’t of the calm rational expression that the Renaissance tended towards but of a slightly tense and fierce expression as he prepares for his battle against Goliath, or in the statue’s case, as he prepares for his battle against Rome.

Michelangelo was a sculptor, painter, poet and architect, his name is now considered synonyms with “masterpiece”. He is the guy you think of when you think about when you think about the Renaissance, it is either Michelangelo or Leonardo Da’Vinci, personally I think of Michelangelo and his Pieta and the David before I think of Da’Vinci, or even Botticelli, who did three of my favorite neo-classical paintings.

Michelangelo was born in Caprese in Tuscany, but he always considered himself a “son of Florence” like his father considered himself a “citizen of Florence”. His mother was too weak to nurse him, so he was placed in a foster family of stone cutters. This is where he got his love and his preference for sculpting. When Michelangelo told his father that he wanted to be an artist he was furious.

His father wanted Michelangelo to be a powerful merchant or something that would gain him position in society, position he didn’t think Michelangelo could obtain as an artist. But nevertheless, at thirteen he became an apprentice to an artist and went on with his plans to become an artist.

When Michelangelo carved the David, he was only twenty five years old. That is mind blowing and incredible. The technical accuracy he was able to achieve is stunning. The fact that the hands are supposedly enlarged doesn’t detract from its perfection, but enhances its energy and emotional power.

I think if Michelangelo was alive today, I could be considered his stalker. I absolutely love his work. I love how the Sistine Chapel ceiling looks like the molding is really there and not painted to look three dimensional. I love how Mary in his Pieta is enlarged bigger than the dead Jesus in her ams and yet the scene is so emotionally powerful and more believable than if she was the proper size and overwhelmed by the body of her son. It would still be believable, but it would not carry the same kind of emotional power that I think he was going for.

The David was probably Michelangelo’s most famous work, there are thousands of alterations in popular culture, including a relatively new version that is instead of being the epitome of physical perfection, it’s fat. Which I like almost as much because it reminds me of the Venus of Willendorf but in a massive male form.

If saying I have a crush on a dead guy is beyond the boundary of what was acceptable for the art world…I apologize, but it’s the best way to describe how excitable I am about art, which is a good thing…I hope.

Crush is also a nice word for it, if he were alive today, I’d totally be stalking him…at least on Facebook or Instagram.



2 thoughts on “My Crush on Michelangelo…”

  1. With art that old I always begin to wonder if we give them too much credit with their message. It is hard to deny the greatness of the work, but I wonder if you asked Michelangelo if he faced it towards Rome on purpose would he have been like, “Yea…*shifty eyes*…that was definitely the reason it is facing that direction.” haha

    I’m still not sure if stalking a dead person is more or less healthy than stalking someone who is alive…

  2. It’s probably the same level of unhealthy, mostly because if he were alive, it would be that crazy level of attraction. (Sneak into his house, drug him, get him to marry me while drugged and then live in his house and watch him make art for the rest of his life)

    I will say of course, that this is only if plan A of meeting him and at least being friends fails

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